A sexy woman (Los Angeles drag queen Karen Dior, former Miss Gay United States) struts into an empty, greasy diner.
She sits down at the counter next to a nerdy old man, who looks over at her happily. The bearded cook (Philadelphia Philly's baseball first baseman John Kruk) asks, "So what can I get you?"
The woman answers in a deep, macho voice, "Steak and eggs, rare."
The old man then turns to the camera and says with a smile, "Hmmm, fooled by the old hidden ball trick." (The "hidden ball trick" is a baseball term, in which the first baseman goes to the mound to talk to the pitcher, who sneaks the ball to him and when the opposing player sneaks off of the base before a pitch, he is easily tagged out with the ball by the first baseman.)