"Organics Essential Truth #12: Everyone's A Threat."

A woman exploring her competition at a house party, with lots of well dressed people, thinking to herself, "Okay, who's here?" Looking around, she has catty comments to herself, seeing a sexy woman, she thinks, "Not bad -- for a wig!"

She's nearly stopped in her tracks, and her eyes bulge by another woman's prominent breasts. "Woah, great pair!" she thinks.

A blonde reveals through her unshaved armpit that she's, in fact, a brunette.

Finally, she sees a man standing against the wall she likes and thinks, while flipping her hair, "Mister, come and get me!"

The girl swings her hair in circles while chanting, "You know you want me, you know you want me, you know you want...him? Oh no, not again!"

The man is being joined by another man. He and his boyfriend walk off.